Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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