First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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