Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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