I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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