Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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