Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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