We won't sleep together?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
