He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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