Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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