BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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