I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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