just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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