My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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