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Puke
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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