ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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