it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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