i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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