you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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