I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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