We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
