I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
