i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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