Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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