And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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