she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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