if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
