Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize