did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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