pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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