This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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