No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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