508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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