Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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