Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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