He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
it hurts more in the daytime
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Randomize
