I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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