Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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