so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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