Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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