For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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