That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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