I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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