The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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