My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
