What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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