You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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