well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
