happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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