i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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