Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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