I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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