Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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