so that wasnt chicken after all
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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