Dual....:-)
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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